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I was reading about Tourette's, and apparently, people with the condition can have uncontrollable tics and movements. I thought, "Well, my coffee addiction must be a milder form of Tourette's because my hands can't stop shaking until I get that first cup in the morning!
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I was thinking about starting a Tourette's support group, but I'm afraid the meetings would be too unpredictable. One minute we're discussing coping strategies, and the next, we're all spontaneously doing the Macarena.
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Imagine having Tourette's in the age of virtual meetings. You're in the middle of a serious work presentation, and suddenly, you blurt out, "Pizza cat banana!" Your colleagues would probably think it's the latest corporate buzzword.
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I was at a comedy club, and a guy with Tourette's was in the audience. The comedian asked, "Any doctors in the house?" The guy shouted, "Neurologist!" Talk about an unexpected plot twist.
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I was trying to explain Tourette's to my grandma, and she thought it was a new type of dance move. Now, every time she hears about it, she says, "Oh, dear, is that the one where you do the Tourette's shuffle?
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You ever notice how Tourette's sounds like a fancy French dish? "Tonight, we have the special: Tourette's with a side of involuntary profanity. Bon appétit!
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Have you ever tried to explain Tourette's to a kid? "Well, it's like having a malfunctioning auto-correct feature in your brain. Instead of fixing a typo, you might accidentally shout out something completely inappropriate. It's like living in a real-life autocorrect fail.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure Tourette's is a close second. Imagine having a bad day, and suddenly someone with Tourette's walks by, yelling, "Penguin sprinkles unicorn!" Instant mood booster.
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I was watching a documentary on Tourette's, and they said that some people with the condition have coprolalia, which means they involuntarily swear. I thought, "Great, now I have to worry about accidentally dropping F-bombs during job interviews. Thanks, life!
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