5 Jokes For Tourette

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 08 2025

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Tourette's Librarian

Keeping the library quiet with a condition that encourages vocal surprises
Being a Tourette's librarian is like playing a game of stealthy charades—everyone's trying to guess what word I was about to say.

Tourette's Tour Guide

Providing historical information without turning it into a comedy show
I tried giving a serious tour, but my Tourette's turned it into a comedy show. People laughed when I talked about the Black Plague. I didn't even tell a joke!

Tourette's Yoga Instructor

Achieving tranquility while involuntary exclamations disrupt the peace
My yoga class became so popular after the news got out that my Tourette's turned it into the most entertaining mindfulness session in town. "Breathe in, breathe out—oh, look, a butterfly!

Tourette's Chef

Trying to host a cooking show without swearing on live TV
It's tough being a Tourette's chef on TV. Every time I try to say "parsley," it comes out like I'm casting a spell.

Tourette's Support Group Organizer

Organizing an event where everyone keeps interrupting each other
I tried to organize a Tourette's support group meeting, but it turned into a rap battle. I didn't even know I could drop a sick beat.

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