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Why did the Tourette chef get promoted? Because he always had a little extra spice!
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Why did the Tourette gardener have the best garden? Because his plants got daily doses of surprise fertilizer!
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I joined a Tourette's support group. Turns out, the meetings are never dull – always full of unexpected applause!
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My friend with Tourette's wanted to be a musician. He's now known as the maestro of spontaneous beats!
Tourette's GPS
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I rode in a car with my friend who has Tourette's, and he was using a GPS with his voice. Every time he missed a turn, the GPS would politely say, Recalculating, and he'd respond with, Recalculating, my 'BEEP'!
Tourette's Yoga Class
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I tried a Tourette's-friendly yoga class. The instructor kept saying, Now, find your inner peace. Meanwhile, everyone in the class was finding their outer chaos. Namaste, and 'BLEEP' you very much!
Tourette's Symphony
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I recently attended a Tourette's orchestra performance. It was mind-blowing. The conductor was waving the baton, and the musicians were adding their own unique flair. The audience didn't know if it was avant-garde or just a regular Tuesday night in the concert hall.
Tourette's Travel Tips
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You know, I was thinking about starting a travel agency for people with Tourette's. We'd call it Tic Vacations. Imagine the in-flight announcements: Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be experiencing turbulence, so if you hear any unexpected exclamations, it's just our pilot expressing himself.
Tourette's Karaoke Night
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I went to a Tourette's-friendly karaoke night. It was incredible! The performer was doing a flawless rendition of Sweet Caroline, and suddenly, out of nowhere, the crowd joined in for the BUM BUM BUM! Turns out, we unintentionally created the most inclusive karaoke experience ever.
Tourette's and Stand-Up Comedy
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I've got a friend with Tourette's who decided to try stand-up comedy. It's the only time you'll see someone getting applause for their heckling. You suck! Thank you! I appreciate the honesty!
Tourette's in Traffic
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I've got a friend with Tourette's who's a traffic cop. He's the only officer who can stop a car with just a look. You should see him at work: Stop right there! And by the way, nice hat!
Tourette's Weather Forecast
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Imagine having a weatherman with Tourette's. Today's forecast: scattered showers, occasional thunderstorms, and a 30% chance of 'BEEP' hail. Back to you in the studio!
Tourette's Wedding Vows
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I went to a wedding where the groom had Tourette's. When it came time for the vows, he didn't just say, I do. It was more like, I do, and by the way, your aunt has a 'BLEEP' interesting hat!
Tourette's in the Workplace
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I used to work with a guy who has Tourette's. Meetings were like a game show. Every time the boss asked a question, it was a race between us to see who could blurt out the answer first. Spoiler alert: he always won. What's the capital of— BANGKOK!
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