6 Jokes For Tongue In Cheek

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat memes!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to stick with it!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

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