8+ Best One Liners Jokes For tongue in cheek

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged my mother-in-law.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She said, 'You first!'

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