7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For time keeper

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Why did the time traveler break up with history? It was too much baggage.

Why did the clock join a band? It had great 'timing' on the drums!

I told my clock I needed more time. Now it just sits there and ticks at me disapprovingly.

My clock told me a secret. It said, 'I tick because I can't tock.

I asked the time traveler what year he was from. He said, 'Next year.

My clock is a perfectionist. It always wants to make every second count.

I asked my clock for a minute, but it gave me a second. It's so time stingy.

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