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The Time-Traveling Tourist
Always being in the wrong time zone
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The time-traveling tourist asked me, "Do you know the best time to visit ancient Rome?" I said, "Yeah, when it was still around!
The Time Lord's Assistant
Managing the whims of a time lord
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I asked my time lord boss for a day off. He said, "Sure, you can have a day off last week." I guess I missed the memo on that one.
The Clock Maker
Dealing with the ticking pressure
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I tried to become a timekeeper once, but I couldn't handle the seconds of pressure. It was just too much to "minute.
The Hare in a Race
Racing against time
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Being a hare is tough. You're always racing against time, and no matter how fast you are, the turtle still says, "I told you so!
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