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I was going to tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
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Why did the wristwatch get promoted? It had excellent 'timing' in the workplace!
The Tick-Tock Tormentor
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You know that colleague who's the designated timekeeper in meetings? They're like a wizard controlling time itself, except their wand is a pen, and their magic spell is a raised eyebrow at the clock. Time's up, they say, as if deadlines were whispered secrets from the universe they've decoded.
The Stopwatch Sheriff
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You know, in every office, there's a timekeeper, the Sheriff of Schedule Street. They're the ones who glare at you if you dare to exceed your speaking slot during a meeting. I imagine their version of justice is handing out citations for Excessive Verbosity.
The Clock Whisperer
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Ever met the timekeeper? They're the personification of punctuality. They're so obsessed with time, I bet they dream in hours, minutes, and seconds. If they were a superhero, their catchphrase would be, I am the Timekeeper! Hear me tick!
The Temporal Taskmaster
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There's always that one person who appoints themselves as the timekeeper, as if they were chosen by the time gods themselves. They’re so strict; you'd think they measured time in heartbeats. I'm surprised they don't have a T-shirt that says, I'm with the Clock.
Chrono-Cop on Patrol
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The timekeeper at work is like a cop on patrol, ready to give you a ticket for being a minute late. They don't wear a badge, but that wristwatch might as well be a sheriff's star. You can imagine them saying, Excuse me, ma'am, do you know how fast you were moving through this presentation?
The Relentless Ticking Tyrant
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Ever notice how every meeting has that one person with a watch that could put Big Ben to shame? They're the timekeeper, the self-appointed dictator of deadlines. You could be mid-story, mid-joke, or mid-yawn, and they'll interrupt with, Hey, folks, time's ticking! I swear, if punctuality was an Olympic sport, they'd bring home the gold for annoying.
The Time Tyrant
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Have you met the office timekeeper? They're the self-appointed guardian of the clock, the sultan of seconds. I bet if they went to Hogwarts, they'd be sorted into the House of Time Management. They're the reason why when someone asks, Do you have a minute? You better believe it's not an open-ended invitation.
The Temporal Tasker
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The timekeeper in meetings has a sixth sense for time. They can sense a minute passing faster than a toddler running for ice cream. I wouldn’t be shocked if they had a side gig selling hourglasses with a sign that reads, For emergency timekeeping situations.
Captain Chronos
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The timekeeper in the office is like the captain of a ship sailing through the sea of schedules. They hold the stopwatch like a mighty sword, ready to slay anyone who dares to overrun their allotted minutes. I half-expect them to bellow, Avast ye, tardy mateys! Time waits for no one!
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