8+ Best One Liners Jokes For time keeper

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I asked my clock if it believes in time travel. It said, 'Not sure, but I've seen some strange seconds.

What do you call a time-traveling cow? Deja-moo.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.

I broke my watch, but it's okay. It was time for a change anyway.

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It felt it was always second to none.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a timekeeper because I knead time.

I told my alarm clock I'd take revenge for all those early mornings. It just snoozed at me.

I told my clock it's time to retire. Now it just hangs around, not doing anything.

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