8 Jokes For They Said

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Updated on: Jul 23 2024

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My wife said I should embrace my mistakes. So I gave her a hug and said, 'You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
They said money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
They said I should learn to embrace change. So, I started hugging vending machines.
I told my dog he's not allowed on the couch. He looked at me and thought, 'They said I could be anything, so I became a rebel.
They said I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged my ex.
They said I should have a positive attitude. Now I'm positive I need a new attitude.
My friend told me I should be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends. People are so supportive.
I asked my computer for a joke, and it gave me a mirror.

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