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So, they said that technology is making us antisocial. Have you ever seen a family trying to decide on a restaurant without using their phones? It's like a scene from a horror movie – the indecision is terrifying.
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You know, they said breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, apparently, they've never had a midnight snack while binge-watching a TV series. That's a life-changing meal right there.
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They said that the early bird catches the worm. But can we talk about how the early bird is just showing off? I'm over here hitting the snooze button while that bird's out there being an overachiever.
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You know, they said that too much screen time is bad for you. I tried cutting back, but now I just find myself staring at the microwave, waiting for my leftovers to finish reheating. It's a digital detox, right?
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They said that love is blind. Well, so is choosing a new password. I mean, who can remember a combination of uppercase letters, numbers, and special characters? It's like cracking a secret code every time I log in.
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You know, they said patience is a virtue. Well, I must be the Dalai Lama of waiting because I've been sitting in traffic so long, I've started to name the pigeons on the power lines.
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So, they said that time heals all wounds. But have they ever tried explaining a smartphone to a grandparent? It's like time travel in reverse – confusion instead of clarity.
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You ever notice how they said money can't buy happiness? But have you ever seen someone frowning on a jet ski? I rest my case.
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They said laughter is the best medicine. I don't know about you, but I'd like to see laughter cure a common cold. Imagine going to the doctor, and instead of a prescription, you get a ticket to a comedy show.
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