7+ Best One Liners Jokes For the riches

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I used to be rich in time, but then I discovered the snooze button!

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I used to be rich, but then I went on a shopping spree. Now I'm coupon-vertible!

Why don't rich people ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're surrounded by estate!

I bought a boat because I was told it's a sound investment. Now it's making waves in my bank account!

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