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You know you're dealing with the riches when they have a separate closet just for their winter scarves. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a single drawer for all my mismatched socks – the struggle is real.
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The riches and I have a different understanding of "emergency." For them, it's a sudden shortage of caviar. For me, it's running out of toilet paper and realizing too late.
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The riches have these extravagant outdoor spaces with elaborate gardens and fountains. Meanwhile, I can't even keep a cactus alive. I call it my "low-maintenance plant" – it's on life support.
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Do you ever go to a rich person's house and notice they have a staircase grand enough for a royal entrance? I get winded climbing a flight of stairs at a normal pace; their staircase requires a sherpa and an oxygen tank.
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The riches have smart homes with voice-activated everything. I asked my TV for the weather once, and it just laughed at me. Apparently, it doesn't understand meteorological inquiries.
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I visited a friend's mansion the other day, and they had a room just for their collection of rare, ancient artifacts. I thought my old Nintendo console was ancient enough to be considered a relic, but apparently not.
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You know you're dealing with the riches when their dog has a personal stylist. Meanwhile, my dog thinks the mud puddle is the latest fashion trend.
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Ever notice how the riches have those massive walk-in closets? I barely have enough room in my closet to change my mind, let alone store a lifetime supply of designer shoes.
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I envy the riches for their ability to throw extravagant parties. My idea of a party is when my pizza arrives 10 minutes earlier than expected.
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