7 Jokes For The Keeper

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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I told the soccer keeper he should become a chef. He said, 'I already know how to keep things hot and spicy – in the goal!
The soccer keeper tried to make a joke about the net. It was a bit 'meshy'!
I asked the soccer keeper if he could keep a secret. He said, 'Sure, as long as it's not a penalty!
Why did the goalkeeper bring string to the game? To tie up the score!
Why did the goalie go to therapy? He had too many issues with letting things go!
Why did the soccer keeper bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights in goalkeeping!
I asked the soccer keeper if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'No, I believe in saves at first sight!

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