5 Jokes For The Keeper

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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The Tech Support "Keeper

Keeping calm in the face of technophobes
The hardest part of my job? Keeping a straight face when someone asks if the Wi-Fi is gluten-free.

The Gardening Guru

Keeping the plants alive and the neighbors impressed
Gardening is a lot like dating. Sometimes you have to weed out the bad ones to make room for the flowers that truly make your heart bloom.

The Soccer Mom

Keeping up with the carpool chaos
Soccer moms are the real MVPs. They're the only ones who can turn a minivan into a portable snack bar faster than you can say "half-time.

The Pet Sitter

Keeping the fur, not the sanity
I'm convinced dogs have a secret society. Every time I leave the room, they exchange a glance that says, "Okay, who's going to eat the couch today?

The Overworked Office "Keeper

Keeping up with the never-ending emails
I finally figured out the secret to work-life balance. It's called the "delete" button. If it's not on fire, just delete and move on.

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