17 Jokes For The Keeper

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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Why did the goalkeeper become a comedian? He had a talent for keeping the audience in stitches!
Why did the soccer keeper start a bakery? He wanted to make sure every goal had the perfect 'roll'!
What do you call a goalkeeper who can sing? The 'saves' sensation!
Why did the keeper apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to be a doughnut keeper!
What did the soccer keeper say to the ball? 'You can't get past me, I'm a goalie-ath!
I told the goalkeeper he should start a gardening club. He said, 'I already know how to handle seeds and keep them out of the net!
How does the soccer keeper stay cool during a game? He stands in front of the fans!

The Keeper's Inventory

Ever moved in with someone who's the keeper of household items? Suddenly, everything has a designated spot, and if you dare move a spoon an inch to the left, you’ve committed a household crime!

The Keeper's Alibi

I swear, the keeper of excuses has a PhD in creative storytelling! No matter how absurd the situation, they've got a plausible alibi ready to go. They should give TED Talks on improvisation!

The Keeper's Arsenal

You ever meet someone who's the keeper of the group's plans? They're like the Gatekeeper of the Master Plan, and if you're not in their good books, you're left out in the strategic cold!

The Keeper's Territory

You ever try to find something in your house and it's like a treasure hunt orchestrated by the keeper of misplaced items? It's like they're playing hide-and-seek, but they forgot to give you the map!

The Keeper's Rulebook

There's always that friend who's the keeper of the rulebook during games. They’re not just playing; they’re enforcing rules like it's the final round of a championship!

The Keeper Chronicles

Ever noticed how the keeper of secrets is also the same person who's constantly bursting at the seams to spill the tea? It's like they're holding a classified briefing for gossip!

The Keeper's Controversy

We all have that family member who's the keeper of traditions. They guard the family rituals like it's a national treasure, and if you dare suggest a change, you might as well have triggered a family civil war!

The Keeper's Diplomacy

You know it's a tricky situation when you're relying on the keeper of peace in a group argument. They're not just mediating; they're performing a delicate dance between diplomacy and disaster!

The Keeper's Revenge

I asked the keeper of my secrets to keep a lid on things, but they're treating it like a Pandora's box, ready to explode with my embarrassing tales at any moment!

The Keeper's Dilemma

You know you've entered a real-life paradox when you're looking for something, and the keeper of your keys suddenly becomes the hider of your keys!

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