7 The Incarcerated Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 21 2025

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Why did the prisoner start a band? He wanted to do a little timekeeping!
I tried to make a belt out of watches while I was in prison, but it was a waist of time.
Why did the prisoner study astronomy? He wanted to learn how to escape the gravitational pull of the bars.
Why did the inmate start a bakery in prison? He wanted to break bread with his fellow prisoners!
Why did the prisoner take a ladder to jail? Because he heard the cells were on the second floor!
I asked my friend how prison was, and he said it was like a time-out, but with more bars.
Why do prisoners always go to the gym? It's the easiest way to break the bars!

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