5 The Incarcerated Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 21 2025

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Prison Therapist

Trying to provide therapy in an environment that's inherently stressful
I suggested a group therapy session on forgiveness. One guy said, "I can forgive a lot, but whoever invented these prison jumpsuits is on my permanent list.

Prison Guards

The daily challenges of dealing with unpredictable inmates
Being a prison guard is the only job where the phrase "It's not personal, it's just business" is followed by a strip search.

Inmates

Surviving the monotony and absurdity of prison life
I tried to organize a prison talent show, but it turns out nobody appreciates my talent for impersonating a free person.

Prison Food Service

Trying to make edible meals on a tight budget
Prison food is the only cuisine where the recipe for success involves mastering the art of making a three-course meal using only a hot plate and a bag of Doritos.

Prison Janitor

Cleaning up messes in a place where messes are a way of life
Cleaning in prison is like playing a game of hide and seek, except the hiding spots are the nooks and crannies where inmates stash their contraband.

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