7 Jokes About The Founding Fathers

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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Why did John Adams never get lost? He always had his 'Declaration of Direction'!
How did George Washington speak to his plants? He gave them revolutionary speeches!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel about negative numbers? He thought they were 'shocking'!
Why did Benjamin Franklin go to France? To get a little 'Revolu-chic'!
Why did Alexander Hamilton excel in math? Because he had a knack for counting on his Federalist Papers!
Why was James Madison a great chef? He always knew how to cook up a 'constitution'!
Why was George Washington a good farmer? He always knew how to raise the 'stakes'!

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