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The founding fathers were basically the original hipsters. "We declared independence before it was cool, and powdered wigs? Totally our thing.
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I bet John Adams was the guy who insisted on bringing a musket to every family photo. "Just in case the British try to photobomb our history.
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I bet during the Constitutional Convention, there were some awkward moments. "Hey, Benjamin, can you pass the quill?" "Sure, but can we also talk about your obsession with kites and keys?
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You know they had to be serious about their independence when they wrote the Declaration using a quill. I can't even write a grocery list without complaining about hand cramps.
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If the founding fathers had to deal with today's technology, they'd probably spend more time updating their status than drafting the Constitution. "Just crafted a more perfect union, nbd. #FoundingFathersFridays
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George Washington must have been the original influencer. I mean, he's the only guy who can chop down a cherry tree, then post about it and get away with it. #WoodenTeethGoals
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Imagine if the founding fathers had Twitter. "Breaking News: Thomas Jefferson just dropped a fire tweet about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. #FoundingFatherFiresideChat
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I can imagine the founding fathers at a modern-day bar. "So, Ben, you flew a kite in a thunderstorm, huh?" "Yeah, and now I'm on electricity's no-fly list. Shocking, right?
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You ever notice how the founding fathers signed the Declaration of Independence like they were giving their autographs at a rock concert? "John Hancock, coming at you with that stylish swoop since 1776!
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