9 Jokes About The Founding Fathers

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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What did Alexander Hamilton say to the baker? 'I'm not 'throwing away my loaf!
Why did John Adams never play hide and seek? Because the British were always seeking independence!
Why did Alexander Hamilton hate puns? They kept Burr-ing into his conversations!
What was John Hancock's motto? 'Sign on the dotted line!
Why was Patrick Henry bad at baseball? He always gave away his 'Give me liberty or give me death!' pitch!
What's James Madison's favorite type of music? Constitutional tunes!
What did John Adams say when he got a splinter? 'I'm feeling a little bit 'independent' today!
Why was Alexander Hamilton good at making desserts? He always had 'flan'-ancial advice!
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? He couldn't lie!

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