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The educated folks love to use fancy words to sound smart, but half the time, I'm pretty sure they're just making them up. I mean, what's the difference between "sesquipedalian" and "long-winded with a thesaurus," really?
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The educated love to analyze everything, even the most mundane experiences. They'll turn a trip to the grocery store into a profound exploration of consumerism and societal norms. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to decide between paper or plastic.
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The educated love to argue, and they always bring up statistics and studies to prove their point. I'm convinced they have a secret society where they gather to discuss the most effective ways to win debates at dinner parties.
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The educated are like human spell-checkers. They can't resist pointing out your grammatical errors, even in casual conversations. It's like, "Okay, Professor, we get it, I used 'your' instead of 'you're' - no need to give me a lecture on syntax during lunch!
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You know you're dealing with an educated person when they start a sentence with, "Well, actually..." It's the official battle cry of those who have read too many books and can't resist correcting your every statement.
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Have you ever been to a party with a bunch of educated people? It's like a competition of who can name-drop more philosophers and obscure literary references. I'm just here trying to find someone who appreciates a good dad joke.
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The educated have this unique ability to turn any casual conversation into a philosophical debate. I just wanted to know if they liked pineapple on pizza, not discuss the meaning of life.
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Ever notice how the educated always have a book with them, as if the world might suddenly run out of intellectual stimulation? Meanwhile, I'm over here hoping I don't forget my grocery list.
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The educated are like walking Wikipedia pages. You can ask them anything, and they'll give you a detailed explanation. Just be prepared for a mini-lecture when you ask, "How's the weather today?
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