5 Jokes About The Dmv

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Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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I tried to impress the DMV clerk with my parallel parking skills. They were not amused – apparently, it's not a circus!
I told the DMV clerk I needed a break. They gave me a Kit-Kat and said, 'Enjoy your 'wafer' of freedom!
I took my pet parrot to the DMV. Now he repeats everything they said – especially the waiting times!
I tried to crack a joke at the DMV, but they said, 'Save it for the driving test – you'll need all the humor you can get!
I applied for a job at the DMV. They asked for my résumé, but I think they just wanted a driving record!

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