5 Jokes About The Dmv

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Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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I asked the DMV clerk if they had a quicker service option. They said, 'Yes, it's called time travel. Good luck finding it!
I asked the DMV clerk if they could speed up the process. They said, 'Sorry, we only handle acceleration on the roads!
At the DMV, I asked the clerk if they accept bribes. They said, 'Sir, this is a driving license renewal, not a comedy club!
I asked the DMV clerk if they believed in karma. They said, 'No, but we believe in parallel parking!
I asked the DMV clerk if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'No, but I've seen people marry for a good parking spot!

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