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What do you call a DMV clerk who loves to sing? An 'auto-tune' operator!
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Why did the pencil refuse to go to the DMV? It didn't want to get stuck in a long line!
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What's a DMV clerk's favorite punctuation mark? The 'period' – because they love putting an end to your driving dreams!
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What's a DMV agent's favorite type of music? Heavy metal – because they're always dealing with 'license plates'!
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Why did the scarecrow become a DMV clerk? He was outstanding in his field of endless paperwork!
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Why did the bicycle go to the DMV? It wanted to get a 'license to wheel'!
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Why did the computer go to the DMV? It wanted to get a byte of driving data!
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What did one license plate say to another at the DMV? 'I've been framed!
DMV Therapists
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I'm convinced the DMV employs therapists undercover. They observe you in the waiting area, analyzing how you handle stress and boredom. If you make it to the counter without breaking down, congratulations, you've passed your therapy session.
DMV Forget-Me-Not
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Ever noticed how the DMV loves to test your memory? Can you recall your last five addresses, the names of your childhood pets, and the color of your second-grade teacher's shoes? I went in for a driver's license, not a pop quiz on my own life.
DMV Whispering Gallery
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At the DMV, everyone talks in hushed tones, like it's a sacred library. You'd think they're discussing classified information instead of debating whether they'll make it to the counter before the next solar eclipse.
The DMV Shuffle
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Have you ever been to the DMV? It's like they're teaching a new dance called the DMV Shuffle. You move one step forward, wait for an hour, take two steps back, and then cha-cha-cha your way to the counter.
DMV Time Warp
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I swear, time operates differently at the DMV. You walk in, and suddenly you're in a time warp. What feels like five minutes is actually five hours. I think they've got a secret portal to the past in there.
DMV Puzzles
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The DMV is the only place where they make you solve puzzles before you're allowed to leave. Find the missing piece in this Sudoku, and you may exit the premises. I didn't know I needed a PhD in puzzle-solving to renew my driver's license.
DMV Psychic Powers
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You have to be psychic to understand the instructions at the DMV. Please fill out the form in triplicate using invisible ink, and don't forget to attach your thoughts about the meaning of life. Maybe they're secretly training us to join a psychic hotline after enduring their paperwork.
DMV Customer Service Olympics
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I bet the DMV holds secret customer service Olympics. Today's event: how many people can you serve with a single smile? Spoiler alert: they're all gold medalists in the straight-faced expression category.
DMV Zen Meditation
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Going to the DMV is the perfect opportunity to practice Zen meditation. You learn patience by sitting in a room where time stands still, surrounded by people who've mastered the art of deep breathing to avoid a meltdown.
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