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The Overly Prepared Driver
Trying to anticipate every possible requirement at the DMV
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I brought my own pen to the DMV once. The clerk looked at me like I just pulled out a quill and inkwell. Hey, you never know when you'll need to sign a parchment.
The Customer
The endless waiting and dealing with confusing instructions
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I tried to bring a book to the DMV once to pass the time. They told me it was against policy. Apparently, they want us to suffer in silence. I call it literary discrimination.
The DMV Employee
Dealing with frustrated customers and paperwork chaos
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People always ask me why the DMV is so slow. I tell them it's a government conspiracy to teach us patience. If you can survive the DMV, you can survive anything.
The Traffic Cop
Navigating the chaos of the roads and dealing with creative excuses
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People ask me if I enjoy giving tickets. It's not about enjoyment; it's about maintaining balance in the universe. For every donut a cop eats, a speeding ticket is born.
The Driving Instructor
Trying to teach new drivers while maintaining sanity
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I had a student who thought a stop sign with a white border was optional. I had to gently break it to them that it's not a suggestion; it's more like a really polite command from the traffic gods.
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