20 The Corona Virus Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!
Why did the coronavirus break up with its girlfriend? It couldn't handle the social distancing!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the virus go to school? To get a little culture!
Why did the virus go to the party? Because it was infectious!
Why did the grape stop hanging out with the coronavirus? Because it kept getting too close for comfort!
Why was the math book sad during the pandemic? It had too many problems!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!

My New Mask Fashion Line

I've started a new business during the pandemic – a mask fashion line. Because nothing says I'm stylish like covering half your face with a cloth that matches your socks.

Social Distancing Olympics

Social distancing feels like I'm training for the Social Distancing Olympics. My personal best is avoiding people so well that even my shadow can't keep up.

The DIY Haircut Dilemma

I attempted a DIY haircut during lockdown. Let's just say, I now understand why hairdressers go through years of training. My cat has never looked more horrified.

The Real Mask-querade Ball

Life feels like a never-ending mask-querade ball. I've started recognizing people more by their eyes than their faces. I've become the Sherlock Holmes of eyebrows.

Dating During the Corona Virus

Trying to date during the corona virus is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of bullets, you're dodging awkward Zoom calls and debating whether to wear pants.

Quarantine Cuisine

My cooking skills during quarantine have reached new heights. I call it microwave gourmet. It's like regular gourmet, but with more beeping and less flavor.

The Corona Virus and My Social Skills

You know, the corona virus messed up my social skills. Now, when someone coughs in public, instead of saying bless you, I yell, quarantine that sneeze!

Zoom Meetings: The Ultimate Reality Show

Zoom meetings have become the ultimate reality show. You've got drama, unexpected guests (aka family members), and that one person who never unmutes themselves – it's the real housewives of virtual communication.

Quarantine Dreams vs. Reality

Quarantine dreams: Learn a new language, pick up a hobby, become a better person. Quarantine reality: Mastered the art of binge-watching, perfected the art of napping.

The Great Toilet Paper Fiasco

Remember the great toilet paper fiasco of 2020? I never thought I'd see the day when people would trade a gold bar for a pack of Charmin. Forget stocks, invest in two-ply!

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