8 The Corona Virus Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
Why don't we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!
You know you're bored when you start counting the tiles in your bathroom and give each one a name. Meet Tile-dith, Tile-mothy, and Tile-lizabeth!
I asked my wife if we could watch a documentary about the coronavirus. She said, 'That's sickening.
My quarantine routine? It's simple: Eat, sleep, disinfect, repeat!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 'Supplies!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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