5 Jokes For The Bill

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Updated on: Jul 28 2025

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I asked the restaurant for a discount because I'm a psychic. They said, 'Sorry, but we already saw the bill coming.
My friend said paying bills is like eating spinach. I disagreed. I haven't found a way to enjoy paying bills yet!
My grandfather always said, 'A bill is like a baby - it's never as small as you'd like it to be.
I've decided to start a band called 'The Invoices.' We're not very popular, but we always get paid.
My doctor told me I'm a hypochondriac. How did he diagnose that? With a bill for all the unnecessary medical tests!

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