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Why did the accountant break up with the calculator? He couldn't count on it when the bill arrived!
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Why did the electricity bill break up with the water bill? They had too many shocking differences.
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Why did the envelope go to school? It wanted to learn how to address itself to the bill collector!
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Why did the penny go to therapy? It had too much change and couldn't make cents of the bill.
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Why did the math book look sad when it saw the bill? Because it had too many problems to solve!
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I asked my phone company if they had a family plan for paying bills. You know, like a 'buy one, get four free' deal. They laughed and said, 'Sir, we're not running a comedy club.' Well, with these bills, you could've fooled me!
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The Bill Collector's GPS must be broken because he keeps finding me at the worst times. I'm at the grocery store trying to decide between two-ply and three-ply toilet paper, and suddenly he's there like, 'I've been looking for you!' Dude, can't you see I'm in the middle of an important decision?!
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I tried to pay my bills with a smile because they say, 'Smiling is priceless.' Turns out, it's not accepted at the electric company. They prefer something called 'money.' It's a bit old-fashioned, don't you think?
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I got a bill that was so high, it had its own altitude. I asked the customer service rep, 'Do I get a complimentary trip to the top of Mount Everest with this bill?' They didn't think it was as amusing as I did.
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I got a bill for a subscription I forgot I had. It's like my money is on a scavenger hunt, and it keeps finding new and creative hiding spots. Next thing you know, it'll be sending me postcards from Bermuda.
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I got a bill with so many zeros; I thought I accidentally ordered something from an alien planet. I called the customer service and said, 'I'm not fluent in extraterrestrial currency.' They didn't get the joke, but at least they lowered the bill.
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I called my credit card company and said, 'I can't pay the bill this month.' The customer service rep replied, 'That's okay, sir. We understand.' I thought, 'Wow, they're so understanding. Maybe I should tell them my dog ate my credit card.'
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I recently got a bill that said 'Final Notice.' I thought, 'Wow, they're giving this bill a dramatic exit. Is it going to walk out in slow motion with a theme song playing in the background? Maybe fireworks?' Turns out, it was just a fancy way of saying, 'Pay up, or we're sending the debt collectors.'
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I tried negotiating with my electricity company. I told them, 'How about we call it even? You keep the lights on, and I'll keep pretending I understand how electricity works.' Surprisingly, they weren't on board with my brilliant plan.
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