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You ever notice how the bill always arrives at the table like a surprise party nobody wanted? "Ta-da! Congratulations, you've just dined your way into debt!
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Have you ever tried to split the bill among friends? It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty at the United Nations. "No, I didn't order the lobster, but I did have a bite, so how does that factor into the equation?
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I love how they hand you the bill with a smile, as if they're saying, "Thanks for eating here. Now, here's your receipt for the meal and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with it.
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The bill is like a pop quiz at the end of a delicious exam. "Congratulations on enjoying your meal, now let's see if you can calculate the tip without having an existential crisis.
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The bill is like a receipt for memories. "Oh, look, here's the night we celebrated. And here's the moment we realized we should've gone for the budget-friendly pasta instead.
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Getting the bill is like the grand finale of a magic show. The waiter waves their hands, and poof! Your money disappears, leaving you wondering if you just financed a Michelin-starred illusion.
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The bill is the only thing that can turn a high-five into a facepalm. "Hey, great dinner, high-five! Oh, wait, how much was my portion again?
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I love how they put the dessert menu right next to the bill. It's like they're saying, "Sure, you can have a sweet ending, but first, let's discuss your financial future.
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You ever look at the bill and think, "I could've bought a small island with this money, but nope, I chose the Filet Mignon and a side of financial regret.
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