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I asked my friend why he was carrying a ladder. He said, 'Well, you never know when you need to climb up.' 'That's what she said,' I replied.
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I was playing cards and my opponent asked if I had any threes. 'That's what she said,' I chuckled, holding up my hand.
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I thought I'd make a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless. 'That's what she said' - and shook her head.
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I was at the gym lifting weights, and someone asked if I needed help. 'That's what she said,' I replied, flexing my muscles.
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I was explaining how I built a table from scratch. 'That's what she said,' my friend smirked, catching the woodworking innuendo.
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I tried to fix my computer by myself. 'That's what she said,' my tech-savvy friend joked, offering their help.
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I was shopping for shoes and asked for a size 10. 'That's what she said,' joked the salesperson, handing me the pair.
DIY Disasters
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I decided to fix my leaky faucet last weekend. The instructions said, Tighten it until it feels snug. So, I turned the wrench with all my might. Now, every time I turn on the tap, it's like a water fountain. That's what she said... about my plumbing skills.
Weathering the Storm
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I was watching the weather forecast, and the meteorologist said, Expect a wet and wild weekend. I got excited, thinking it was going to be a party. But no, it was just rain. That's what she said, and clearly, she wasn't talking about a dance floor.
Miscommunication Maven
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I recently started a job at a construction site, and the foreman kept shouting instructions like, Give it a good pounding! or Make it longer and harder! I thought I had finally found a workplace that appreciated my skills, but turns out they were just building a bridge. That's what she said, but not to me.
Tech Support Tango
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I called tech support because my computer was acting up. The guy on the other end said, Try inserting it slowly and see if it fits. I didn't know if I was fixing a computer or attempting an awkward first date. That's what she said, but not to me or my computer.
Epic Failures in the Kitchen
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I tried baking a cake from scratch the other day. The recipe said, Beat it for five minutes until it's smooth and creamy. Well, let's just say my cake ended up looking like it had been through a blender. Apparently, that's what she said doesn't apply to baking instructions.
Fitness Fiascos
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I signed up for a new workout class, and the instructor kept yelling, Go deeper! You can do it harder! I thought I accidentally wandered into a motivational seminar. But no, turns out it was just a yoga class. That's what she said, but clearly, she wasn't talking about downward dog.
Innuendo Extravaganza
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You know, I tried a new pickup line the other day. I walked up to someone and said, Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for. And they responded with, That's what she said. Well, now I know why I never found what I was looking for on Google!
Shopping Spree Gone Wrong
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I went to buy a new mattress, and the salesperson said, You'll love it. It's firm, yet soft. I thought, Finally, a mattress that understands me! Turns out, that's what she said was referring to the mattress and not my preferences. Now I'm stuck with a bed that's harder to read than my last relationship.
Gardening Guffaws
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I decided to try my hand at gardening. The gardening guide said, Plant it deep and give it some good fertilizer. Well, my neighbors weren't too happy when I started burying my plants in manure. Apparently, that's what she said doesn't work when you're talking about horticulture.
Late-Night Snacking Struggles
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I was munching on some chips at midnight, and my friend said, You're going to regret that in the morning. I replied confidently, That's what she said. Turns out, she was just concerned about my digestive system, not my late-night snacking philosophy.
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