5 Jokes For That's What She Said

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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Chef in a Restaurant Kitchen

Dealing with demanding customers
A customer asked if the soup was vegan, and I said, "It's not just vegan; it's so vegan it won't even look at a picture of bacon. Just like my ex when I mentioned commitment.

Office Supplies Store Clerk

Dealing with customers asking for weird items
A customer wanted a ruler, so I handed them one and said, "It's the perfect tool for measuring up. But be careful, it can be a real straight shooter." That's what she said.

Flight Attendant

Dealing with passengers on a long flight
A passenger wanted extra snacks, and I said, "You can have as many as you want; it's a no-judgment zone. Just like my fridge at home, full of comfort and zero expectations. That's what she said.

Fitness Trainer

Helping clients with workout equipment
Someone complained about the treadmill being too fast, and I responded with, "Life's like a treadmill—sometimes it feels like you're going nowhere, and other times, it feels like you're sprinting towards a wall. Enjoy the ride!

Tech Support Representative

Assisting customers with computer issues
A customer said their computer keeps crashing, and I said, "It's like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs. Much like relationships—especially when you forget the backup.

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