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I was reading a book at the park, and a bird flew by, leaving a little surprise on my shoulder. My friend laughs and says, "That's what she said." Yes, because apparently, in the world of awkward comments, even bird droppings can be turned into a punchline.
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You know you're in too deep when even your GPS becomes a setup for "that's what she said" jokes. I missed a turn, and my navigation system calmly said, "Recalculating." And my friend in the backseat goes, "That's what she said." Now I'm just lost with a side of innuendo.
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You know, I've noticed people love using the phrase "that's what she said" in situations that don't really make sense. Like, I was at the grocery store, and the cashier asked if I wanted paper or plastic. I said, "Paper, please." And the guy behind me goes, "That's what she said." I'm just standing there thinking, "Who is she, the queen of recyclables?
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Job interviews are already nerve-wracking, right? So, I'm in this interview, and the manager asks about my problem-solving skills. I give a thoughtful answer, and the guy next to me whispers, "That's what she said." Now I'm not sure if I got the job or unintentionally joined a comedy roast.
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I was at a restaurant the other day, and the waiter asked if I wanted soup or salad with my meal. I chose soup, and my friend leans in and says, "That's what she said." I'm just trying to enjoy my meal, not decipher a secret code that turns every menu choice into a potential innuendo.
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I was telling my friend about my new workout routine, and I said, "I've been doing squats every day." Without missing a beat, he goes, "That's what she said." I'm just trying to stay fit, and suddenly I feel like I'm auditioning for an unintentional comedy marathon.
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I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the delivery guy handed it to me and said, "Enjoy." My roommate, always ready for a quick one, goes, "That's what she said." Yes, because every pizza delivery is a potential romantic encounter with a cheese-covered twist.
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Went to the doctor for a routine checkup, and he asked me to stick out my tongue. I did, and he goes, "Say ah." My buddy in the waiting room yells, "That's what she said!" Suddenly, my routine checkup turns into a sitcom audition, and I'm the unwitting star.
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Ever notice how "that's what she said" has become the universal response to almost anything? I was fixing a leaky faucet at home, and my neighbor comes over, watches me tighten a bolt, and goes, "That's what she said." Really? Is my plumbing project now part of some spicy stand-up routine?
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I recently got a new phone, and the salesperson was explaining all the features. He said, "This phone has a great camera." I nodded and said, "That's what she said." Now, I have this high-tech device, but every time I take a selfie, all I can hear is my own awkward laughter.
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