7 Jokes For Tentacles

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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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Why did the octopus bring ink to the party? In case it wanted to 'octopi' the dance floor!
What do you call a group of musical octopuses? An octet-pus!
What did the octopus say to the fish who was bullying others? 'You better stop or I'll give you a sucker punch!'
How does an octopus go shopping? With ten-tickles!
Why don't octopuses play cards? Because they're all too good at 'reaching' a decision!
Why was the octopus invited to so many parties? Because it was well-armed to shake hands!
Why don't octopuses play football? Because they're afraid of getting caught at the tackle!

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