7 Jokes For Tentacles

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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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How does an octopus tell time? With an 'octo-clock'!
I told my friend I could juggle eight tentacles. Turns out, it was an octopi!
Why don't octopuses trust the ocean's current? Because it might be too 'streamy' for them!
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed and suction-cupied!
Why was the octopus upset? Because it got stood up on a blind date - apparently, the squid never showed!
Why did the octopus bring a calculator to the party? To keep track of its tentacles!
How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles!

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