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Why was the octopus a good teacher? It had a great 'grasp' of the subject!
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well-armed!
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Why did the squid refuse to lend money? Because it was a little too 'shellfish'!
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What did one octopus say to the other during a fight? 'I'm ink-lined to teach you a lesson!'
Octo-Productivity
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Ever seen an octopus do dishes? That's the level of productivity I aspire to achieve on a Monday morning. Unfortunately, I'm more of a sloth than an octopus.
Squid Logic
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You know you're living in the future when untangling your headphones feels like solving an intricate puzzle designed by a squid genius.
Office Octopus
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Describing multitasking at work? It's like being an octopus secretary with a hundred arms, each one trying to type a different email.
Alien Handshake
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If aliens ever land, and they’ve got tentacles for hands, we'll finally understand why handshakes are so last century. We'll be doing the tentacle twist!
Tangled Tales
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People think tentacles are the stuff of legends in the deep sea. Nah, the real legends are the ones who manage to put a duvet cover back on without getting tangled up.
Ink Escapades
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If humans had tentacles, we'd probably use them to write three sentences and end up with ink stains on our faces. We'd never get through a meeting without looking like a squid artist.
Culinary Conundrum
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Cooking calamari feels like the ocean's revenge for all the times we struggled with a slinky toy. It's like, Here, try untangling this, humans!
Squirming Situations
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Ever watch someone try to gracefully exit a beanbag chair? It's like witnessing a graceful octopus trying to leave a hug.
Puzzle of the Sea
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Trying to detangle jewelry is an exercise in patience. It's like trying to convince an octopus to give up its Rubik's Cube.
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