7 Jokes For Taking Things Literally

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Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me KitKat bars.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I used to be a tailor, but I just couldn't measure up.

I asked the shopkeeper if he had anything to stop a headache. He gave me a hammer.

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