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You know, I've got this friend who takes things literally to a whole new level. I told him, "Break a leg!" before his big presentation, and next thing you know, he's at the emergency room showing off his crutches.
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I told my kid to shoot for the stars, and now they're on the roof with a water gun, aiming at the constellations. NASA's not too thrilled.
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I told my dog to speak his mind, and now he's barking philosophical quotes at the mailman. I just hope the mailman appreciates deep thoughts about squirrels and tennis balls.
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Ever notice how taking things literally can lead to some awkward situations? I asked my friend to hold my purse for a minute, and now he's on a shopping spree, thinking he's the latest fashion trendsetter.
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I suggested to my friend that he should take a leap of faith. Next thing I know, he's at the local bungee jumping spot, convinced he's mastering the art of faith-based acrobatics.
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I suggested to my friend that he should break the ice at the party. Now, he's in the kitchen searching for a hammer and chisel. Talk about a literal icebreaker.
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I tried to spice up my relationship by telling my significant other, "You light up my world." Now, I'm living in a perpetual spotlight, and my electricity bill has never been higher.
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My fitness trainer took my New Year's resolution quite literally when I said I wanted to get in shape. Now, every morning, he hands me a geometry book and says, "Start with the circles.
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Taking things literally can be a real challenge. I told my coworker, "Take a seat," during a meeting, and now HR is involved because he brought a chair from home.
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