8+ Best One Liners Jokes For taking things literally

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.

I'm allergic to seafood. Every time I eat it, I see food and eat it anyway!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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