6 Jokes For Take Me Out

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Updated on: Aug 05 2025

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I told my date I'm writing a joke about construction. She told me to build up to the punchline!
My date asked if I believe in love at first sight. I said, 'Of course, I've been loving my mirror for years!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but I accidentally said the gin. Now we're exercising our livers!
My date said I have the body of a god. I was flattered until I found out it's Buddha!
I took my date to an emotional movie. I laughed, I cried, and she said I need therapy!
My date said she's on a seafood diet. She sees food and eats it. I guess I'm the catch of the day!

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