6+ Best One Liners Jokes For take me out

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I asked my date if she believes in parallel universes. In one, I'm incredibly charming. In this one, not so much!

I tried to take my date to a fancy restaurant on a budget. We ended up at the grocery store. Candlelight dinner in aisle 3!

I took my date to the zoo. She said she liked the elephants, but I think she was just trying to remember my name!

My date told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I gave her a hug!

I took my date to an arcade. Turns out she's a Pac-Man pro. She really knows how to gobble up my quarters!

I told my date I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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