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The Old-Fashioned Romantic
Trying to maintain a classic romantic vibe in a modern world
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He suggests a romantic boat ride. Great idea, right? Until he pulls out a rowboat. I'm thinking, "Is this date or a time-travel adventure back to the 1800s?" I half expect him to start singing sea shanties.
The Tech-Savvy Date
Getting caught up in technology more than the date itself
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He's so into augmented reality that he's like, "Let's use these AR glasses to enhance our dining experience." I put them on, and suddenly the table is surrounded by virtual dolphins jumping through hoops. I'm just trying to eat my pasta without accidentally stabbing a holographic dolphin.
The Overly Confident Friend
Trying to impress everyone while "taking me out"
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He insists on opening the car door for me. But it takes him three attempts to unlock it with the key fob. By the time he opens the door, I'm wondering if I should start a support group for people who've been stuck outside their own cars.
The Chill and Go with the Flow
Being too laid back and nonchalant about the date
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We decide to watch a movie, and he says, "Let's pick the first one we see." We end up watching a documentary about sloths. I'm just praying I don't pick up any lifestyle habits from the world's slowest mammals.
The Extreme Planner
Planning every minute detail of the date
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He's so meticulous that he even has a playlist for the date. We sit down at the restaurant, and he's like, "Hold on, let me cue up the 'Romantic Dinner' playlist." It starts with whale sounds. I'm just praying there isn't a surprise appearance by dolphins.
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