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Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms on dates? Because they make up everything!
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Why did the broom take its date to the dance? It wanted to sweep her off her feet!
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Why did the computer go on a date with a browser? It heard they had good connections!
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Why did the scarecrow become a great date? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Take Me Out
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I told my car, Take me out for a spin! It responded by refusing to start. I guess it's more of a Netflix and chill kind of vehicle.
Take Me Out
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You ever notice how the phrase take me out sounds like the desperate plea of a pizza in the oven? Like, Come on, someone, take me out! I've been in here too long, and I'm getting crusty!
Take Me Out
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I tried the take me out approach at work. I stood up in the middle of a meeting and said, Someone take me out of this office for a vacation! HR wasn't too thrilled, but hey, at least I got a day off.
Take Me Out
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I tried using take me out as a pickup line at a bar. Let's just say, the only thing I got taken out of was the conversation. Apparently, people prefer smooth talkers over desperate take-out orders.
Take Me Out
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I asked my dog if he wanted to go for a walk, and he gave me this look like, Take me out? Have you seen the weather? I've got a perfectly good couch to nap on, thank you very much!
Take Me Out
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I told my refrigerator, Take me out to dinner. It didn't respond, but the light inside flickered, and I think it was trying to set the mood. Either that or it's time to change the bulb.
Take Me Out
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I recently tried using take me out as my new dating profile bio. Turns out, people were expecting a lot more than just a request for dinner. I got more swipes left than a windshield wiper during a rainstorm.
Take Me Out
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I tried the take me out strategy at the gym. I walked in and yelled, Someone take me out of my comfort zone! Turns out, that just confused the personal trainer, and now I'm stuck in a Zumba class wondering how I got here.
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I asked my refrigerator if it could cook, and it said, Sure, just take me out of the kitchen. Now, I've got a fridge moonlighting as a chef, and it's surprisingly good at making ice-cold salads.
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