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What did the swordfish say to the shrimp who was bullying him? 'You're just being shellfish!
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I told my friend a swordfish joke, and he said it was a little fishy. I said, 'That's just the way I krill it!
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I tried to tell my pet swordfish a joke, but it didn't get it. Guess it didn't have a point!
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What did the swordfish say to the chef who was late with its meal? 'You're really cutting it close!
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I'm thinking of opening a dating app for swordfish. You know, something like Fin-der. Swipe right if you're into sharp conversations and left if you're afraid of commitment, or should I say, fillet-ment?
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I tried to impress my date by ordering swordfish at a fancy restaurant. The waiter brought out this massive plate, and I felt like I was about to duel my dinner. I asked the chef, Is this swordfish, or did you mistake my order for Excalibur?
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I tried telling my wife about this note, and she goes, Maybe it's a metaphor for your love life - a little sharp and slippery? I said, Honey, if our love life is like a swordfish, we're in for some serious fishing.
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I thought about becoming a swordfish trainer, you know, start a circus for sea creatures. The headline act would be swordfish jumping through flaming hoops. I call it The Searing Swordfish Spectacle. PETA, please don't email me.
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You ever notice how swordfish are always portrayed as these majestic creatures? I bet if they had a reality show, it'd be more like Real Housewives of the Ocean. Drama, betrayal, and of course, plenty of sharp comebacks.
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I went to a seafood cooking class, and the chef said, Today, we're making swordfish steaks. I thought, great, a chance to conquer my culinary fears. Turns out, handling a swordfish is a lot like handling a sword - there's a fine line between being a chef and a pirate.
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My doctor told me I need more omega-3 fatty acids, so I started eating more swordfish. Now I'm just waiting for my transformation into Aquaman. I can already hear the fish whispering, Is that guy with the trident or just a really enthusiastic sushi lover?
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I tried to teach my pet goldfish to be more assertive, you know, channel its inner swordfish. Now it just floats around the bowl, glaring at the other fish like, Yeah, I could take you in a duel... if I had opposable fins.
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Alright, so my ghostwriter hands me this note, and it just says swordfish. I'm like, what am I supposed to do with that? Start a seafood stand-up routine? Hey folks, ever notice how swordfish always look like they just found out they're fish with swords?!
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