8 Jokes For Swordfish

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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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Why did the swordfish refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting caught in a net!
I asked my swordfish to make me breakfast, but it just kept flipping the pancakes with its nose. I guess it wanted a flippin' good time!
Why did the swordfish bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to have a whale of a time!
I told the chef I wanted a swordfish dish, and he said it would be a little pointy. I said, 'Perfect, I'm in the mood for a stab at something new!
Why did the swordfish start a band? It wanted to play some fin-tastic tunes!
Why did the swordfish start a gardening club? It wanted to plant ideas in people's minds!
Why did the swordfish start a blog? It wanted to share its sharp opinions!
I challenged my swordfish to a race, but it was so fast that it left me in its wake. Guess it had a need for speed!

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