7 Jokes For Swordfish

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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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I took my swordfish to a comedy show, but it didn't laugh at any of the jokes. I guess it had a fin-tastic sense of humor!
I tried to teach my swordfish some tricks, but all it wanted to do was swordplay. I guess it was a cut above the rest!
What's a swordfish's favorite sport? Jousting, of course!
Why did the swordfish become a detective? It had a nose for fishy business!
How does a swordfish answer the phone? 'Shell-o!
I asked my swordfish to help me clean the house, but it just kept swimming in circles. Turns out, it was a dust swordfish!
What's a swordfish's favorite game? Cut and thrust!

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