6 Jokes About Survival

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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What did the survivalist say to the pessimist? 'Don't be such a downpour, be a drizzle of hope instead!
Survivalists and puns go hand in hand - they always find themselves in-tents-ly funny situations!
What's a survivalist's favorite kind of humor? Dry humor - just like their firewood!
I thought about becoming a professional survivalist, but then I realized I can barely survive a camping trip!
Survivalists have a 'pun'tastic sense of humor - it's their best defense mechanism!
Survivalists always have the best advice: 'When in doubt, make a shelter out of duct tape and optimism.

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