7 Jokes About Survival

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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Survivalists believe in a balanced diet: s'mores in each hand!
Why did the survivalist carry a thesaurus in the desert? To find some alternative roots!
Survival rule #1: If all else fails, play dead… tired of trying!
Survival tip: How do you find a missing hiker? Follow their trail of snack wrappers!
Why don't survivalists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a tracker!
Why did the survivalist take a nap in the forest? They wanted to log some sleeping hours!
How do survivalists greet each other? 'Hey, long time, no sea !'

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