5 Jokes About Survival

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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The Paranoid Prepper

Preparing for the worst but the worst never comes
My doomsday bunker is so well-equipped that I'm starting to think maybe the real apocalypse is just running out of space for all this stuff.

The Tech-Savvy Survivor

Navigating survival with the latest gadgets and apps
My GPS malfunctioned in the wilderness, and I ended up in the middle of nowhere. Turns out, Siri's idea of survival is suggesting the nearest artisanal cheese shop.

The Survival Guru

Trying to survive in the wild with all the wrong skills
Survival tip: If you encounter a bear, play dead. So there I am, lying on the ground, thinking, "This is easy, surviving is just like a nap with an audience.

The Couch Potato Survivor

Navigating the challenges of survival from the comfort of the living room
I've mastered the art of foraging in the kitchen during a survival show marathon. My snack game is so strong; I could survive any apocalypse as long as it's well-stocked with chips.

The Urban Survivor

Navigating the concrete jungle with a wilderness survival mindset
I found a rat in my apartment and thought, "Survival instinct, engage!" I tried to make friends with it, thinking it might come in handy during the impending apocalypse. Turns out, rats aren't great at sharing survival tips.

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